Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at just 22mph. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two in the front and 3 in the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.
The driver obviously confused said, "officer, i dont understand, i wasn't doing over the speed limit!, what seems to be the problem?". "Ma'am", the officer said "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit is just as dangerous as going over it".
she responds "slower than the speed limit? NO SIR!, i was doing exaclty 22 miles and hour!".
The office containing a chuckle explains that the 22 was the route number not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "before i go Ma'am i have to ask, is everyone OK?
"These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" she responds "oh! they will be alright in a minute officer, we just got off Route 142"
Message edited by SinlessViper - Wednesday, 28/12/2016, 10:22 AM
A blonde woman is taking a driving test and comes to a roundabout. The sign on the road said "30". So she started driving and did 30 circles. The instructor obviously failed her. Later she was telling that story to her other blonde friend. She replied: "You must have miscounted!" - MasterPhoenix | Fite me 1v1 (ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง - Used to be an Admin...